The House of Cam

me: why you call her fartin debbie

b: we were at the fiddle one night and she had been there since she got off work drinking long islands
i got there and she could barely walk
she asked me to escort her to the bafroom
and i did and all was well.
she went back and paid her bill
and said she was leaving
i offered to drive her because she was blasted
she said no
I asked that she sit in the car for a while and sober up
told her i'd sit with her
so she did
we were talking and she stopped suddenly, looked at me, eyes getting wider

me: ROTFL

b: opened her door and puked
and kept on puking
with so much force that it had to hurt

me: ROTFL

b: the second time she puked, she bent out of the car with her ass toward me and as she pushed, she cracked off a fart

me: ROTFLMAO - priceless

b: after she stopped, she looked back at me and said "sorry"
and then she puked more
i was mortified

me: OMG - dude that is so righteous

b: LMAO

me: how could you look at her again without laughing

b: she didnt remember most of it
she was seriously out of it

me: LMAO - the alcohol farts.... Get ya every time!

b: LMAO
it was great

me: yeah.....I bet

b: that was one big ol butt to let out a regal fart like that

me: ROTFLMAO

b: LMAO!