Sunday, October 31, 2004 

looking back.....as B puts it......

I sat here tonight after a long day of nothingness...thinking. I have lived a great life in springpatch the past few months. Great friends, weird relationships with different women...and lotsa beer! I went to dinner by myself tonight at the local hibachi place. It was strange. I was the only one there...and let me tell you, they dont get all fancy when its just you! They actually cooked my dinner in the back kitchen so they didnt have to mess up the grill. Funny shit!

I have been in a strange mood the past few days...It's like this black hair takes me back into the place I really love. The dark part of me. The thinker. The escapist. The musician. The person that is hiding inside of me. I feel music different when I am in this mood. I hear it different..It's strange but I have these songs in my head and I want to know what I have to do to make them happen. More money? More equipment? I think so.

Interlude: my ass hurts from sitting on this chair BTW, I think I have been on this PC too damn long!!


Anyway, back to what I was saying....for some weird reason I am called the wife of B. I think its because I take care of my bud. I cook us dinner and get us beer when we need it. I chat with him all day about stuff on the internet and get his advice on my relationships. He is a good friend. My best friend. I dont want to be a burden in wisconsin to him and sunny. They are the best couple around. If I go, it will be nice to know people there and sunny could help me find new friends. The thing is, I have to go for myself, not for them. They know I will do whatever I choose in the next 5 months, they prb know better then I. I just am ready for a change ... a drastic one... I look forward to this...but looking back, I have done ok. I appreciate the fact that B has been able to blog more then I have on our craziness and good times we have had. You can check them out at Shock and Awe

other than that...I think that is about it on this post.

cam

Saturday, October 30, 2004 


To all my ex's!........LOL!

 


What do you think of the new do? It was time to get my seasonal black back....great for the holidays and great for my music.

 


Alas, tis a sad day....I am in really deep thought these days

Friday, October 29, 2004 

Need to do's.......

finish packing or at least work on it.

install new GFI in master bath before closing on the 11th

fix house vents or get them to close before closing

pay 1st rent at duplex on monday

play GTA: San Andreas with B and the boys

get gas for scuba steve

vaccum scuba steve

bathe scuba steve

mow ?? - dont know cuz the house "isnt mine" anymore really??

pay jeep (scuba steve) payment

meet up with B and Terrio at Galloway

burn Depeche cds for my sister. - get them in the mail!

SLEEP

 

today's forecast

Pisces here is your horoscope for the day:

"Create something beautiful for yourself or to give to someone else. Your creative streak is even more noticeable than usual, and you should be able to make something really wonderful with very little effort. Drawing, sculpting, cooking and writing are all disciplines you feel drawn to, but don't feel like you have to stick with anything structured. The world is one big, blank canvas for you to work with, and you certainly aren't required to follow any rules."


It's funny, because I wrote one of my best songs last night - It will be the opening of the album. It is f L u I d

Thursday, October 28, 2004 

Timing...

I dont know where to begin today. It seems as if my days all roll together...between all the shit I have going on with two jobs, trying to finish work on an album, taking care of Mojeepin.com and getting ready to move, I feel like I am wore out. My mother told me today that she prb thinks that I dont realize what all I have going on and how much I work. I told its just something that keeps me going. I have been thinking recently about what is it in life that I would like to do. Would I like to move to Wisconsin, Kansas City, maybe Florida?? I just dont know. I would like to follow my path into music and do something with that, but I also feel like I am supposed to "help" out people or animals in someway. Do I need to become a teacher, a therapist....or is my music the thing that is going to "help" others? I feel pretty lost right now.

As for things elsewhere in life, they seem to be going great. Since the house has sold, a huge stress is off my back. Once I get moved and get all the deposits and fees paid, I think I will be having a chance to get back to me for awhile. The sad thing is, I wont be unpacking a lot of my stuff because I am making a BIG move in 6 months. While I think of this, there is a song that goes through my mind.....its "To all the girls I've loved before".....dont ask me why....but for some reason its there....maybe its the goodbye song to all the ladies in my life that I have gotten to know, or could it be to all the ones I have been in relationships with?? Anywho, who care right? Back to where I was going!!

I watch my friends get married, have babies, get divorced, go broke paying child support from the babies they just had .... Its all a crazy cycle I think. I think about when it will be my time to do all this?....what does it take to find that one person you want to be with the rest of your life? They say you just know it. I have a feeling I do know who it is....but every effort I make seems to get no response until a few days later. I know she is busy but damn!....LOL! It's like as much shit as I have going on ... I still make time for her. It's like that is the only part missing from my life. A few people told me that I dont like to be alone; that I cant go long without having someone next to me female wise. Somedays I agree but most of the time I dont. I am not looking for anyone, its like it just kinda happens and its always the wrong one. Shit goes bad, people are people and feelings get hurt. Generally, I can hurt the feelings quicker then they can mine. I think this is possible because I know that they are not "the one". So, I dont let myself get too attached.

There are so many things on my mind. This blog thing has changed tones the past few months, and I seem to be more calm on it unlike the old days of the Jeckal and Hyde scenario I was going through....LOL! That is a pretty good analogy huh? Springpatch bores the fuck out of me. I do nothing but work. I dont have time to do the work I want. I dont get to see my family or friends like I used to. My dogs seem to be distant from me, then on my day off (Sunday), they are all over me. I feel bad for them. Maybe this move for the next 6 months will take care of some of these feelings I am having. It will give me time to figure some things out. It is def. a turning point in my life letting go of the final piece of me and my ex-wife. The house was the very first thing we bought. I have had many chances to sell it over the past few years....it was like, it was never time or the right time....then suddenly I put it on the market and it sells within 2 months.

Amazing how timing is everything....or is it?

Tuesday, October 26, 2004 

B in the mist of a GTA holiday - San Andreas Holiday 3

Scuba: aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

b: When the violent video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" hits stores on Tuesday, its sales could eclipse Hollywood's most successful films, even as it draws the ire of critics.

Scuba: holy shit

b: should sell more than 4.5 million units globally in its first week, which could make it one of the top sellers of all time, analysts say.

Scuba: where did you read that

Scuba: wow

b: At about $50 each, first-week sales of 4.5 million units would equal about $225 million. Should it reach 15 million units, sales of "San Andreas" would beat U.S. and Canada box office sales of the film "Titanic" by more than $100 million.

source

It's official....Today is a holiday!! So,

HAPPY GTA DAY!!

 

San Andreas Holiday 2!

Just a little more information about the game of the century....Many of you know that music drives us in many shapes and forms...well in GTA: San Andreas, you drive the music and they definetly have music for drive-bys...errrr, to drive to....

It's not your old skool beeps and pings that made videogaming something to look forward to ... Just announced today is the tracklisting for the radio stations and songs featured in the wonderful world of San Andreas. Please note that these are fully licensed artists and full uncut versions of the songs, and when you jack a car/vehicle in San Andreas each vehicle has its own audio physics/speaker settings (meaning if you jack a lo-rider, you will have thumpin deep bass or if you jack a yugo you will have shitty low grade speakers); the music you hear would be like you are actually in that vehicle at the time sound wise!!

Without further ado, here we go.....

BOUNCE FM
Format: Funk
DJ: “The Funktipus” voiced by George Clinton

1. Zapp “I Can Make You Dance”
Written by Larry Troutman & Roger Troutman
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

2. Kool & The Gang “Hollywood Swingin’”
Written by Robert E. Bell, Ronald Bell, George Brown, Robert Mickens, Clades E. Smith, Dennis R. Thomas, Richard Westfield
Courtesy of Polygram Records

3. Ohio Players “Love Rollercoaster”
Written by Willy Beck & Leroy Bonner
Courtesy of Mercury Records

4. Rick James “Cold Blooded”
Written by Rick James
Courtesy of Motown Records

5. Maze “Twilight”
Written by Frankie Beverly
Courtesy of Capitol Records

6. Fatback “Yum Yum”
Written by Johnny King
Courtesy of Ace Records

7.The Isley Brothers “Between the Sheets”
Written by Ernest Isley, Marvin Isley, O. Kelly Isley, Rudolph Berard Isley, & Christopher H. Jasper
Courtesy of Columbia Records

8. Ronnie Hudson “West Coast Poplock”
Written by Larry Troutman, Roger Troutman, Mikel Hooks, & Ronald Goss Hudson
Courtesy of JDC Records

9. Lakeside “Fantastic Voyage”
Written by Fred Alexander Jr., Normal Beavers, Craig Marvin, Frederick Lewis, Le’mart McCain Tiemeyer, Oliver Shelby Thomas, Stephen Preston Shockley, Otis Stokes, Mark Adam Wood Jr.
Courtesy of Solar Records, Sanctuary Records, Capitol Records and Unidisc Records

10. George Clinton “Loopzilla”
Written by George Clinton
Courtesy of Capitol Records

11. Dazz Band “Let It Whip”
Written by Leon Chancler & Reggie Andrews
Courtesy of Motown Records

12. Cameo “Candy”
Written by Lawrence Black & Thomas Jenkins
Courtesy of Mercury Records

13. Ohio Players “Funky Worm”
Written by Willie Beck & Leroy Bonner
Courtesy of Mercury Records

14. MFSB “Love Is The Message”
Written by Gamble & Huff
Courtesy of Warner Tamerlane & Sony

15. Johnny Harris “Odyssey”
Written by John Harris
Courtesy of Rhino Records

16. Roy Ayers “Running Away”
Written by Roy Ayers & Edwin Birdsong
Courtesy of Polydor

17. The Gap Band “You Dropped A Bomb On Me”
Written by Lonni Simmons, Rudolph Taylor, & Charles Wilson
Courtesy of Mercury Records


RADIO LOS SANTOS
Format: Contemporary Hip-Hop
DJ: Julio G as himself

1. Too Short “The Ghetto”
Written by Alfred Eaton, Donny Hathaway, Lee Hutson, Sr., & Todd Anthony Shaw
Courtesy of Jive Records

2. 2 Pac “I Don’t Give a F***”
Written by Tupac Shakur & Ramon Russel Gooden
Courtesy of Interscope Records

3. Compton’s Most Wanted “Hood Took Me Under”
Written by Michael Bryant
Courtesy of Epic Records

4. Dr. Dre “Nuthin’ But A “G” Thang”
Written by Otha Leon Haywood, Frederick Douglas Knight, & Calvin Broadus
Courtesy of Death Row Records

5. Dr. Dre “F*** Wit Dre Day”
Written by Andre Young, Calvin Broadus, & Colin Fitzroy Wolfe
Courtesy of Death Row Records

6. Dr. Dre “Deep Cover”
Written by Calvin Broadus, Colin Wolfe & Andre Young
Courtesy of Death Row Records

7.Kid Frost “La Raza”
Written by Antonio Gonzalez, Arturo R. Molina Jr., & Gerald S. Wilson
Courtesy of Capitol Records

8. Cypress Hill “How I Could Just Kill a Man”
Written by Louis Freeze, Lowell Fulson, Jimmy MacCracklin, Larry Muggerud
Courtesy of Columbia Records

9. The D.O.C. “It’s Funky Enough”
Written by Tracy Lynn Curry & Leon F. Sylvers
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Group

10. NWA “Alwayz Into Somethin’”
Written by Tracy Lynn Curry, Lorenzo Jerald Patterson, Burke J. Reeves, & Andre Romell Young
Courtesy of Priority Records

11. NWA “Express Yourself”
Written by Jackson Wright
Courtesy of Priority Records

12. Ice Cube “It Was a Good Day”
Written by Albert Willie Goodman, Ice Cube, Marvin Isley, O. Kelly Isley, Ronald Isley, Rudolph Isley, Christopher Jasper, Harry Milton, & Sylvia Robinson
Courtesy of Priority Records

13. Ice Cube “Check Yo Self (The Message Remix)”
Written by Ice Cube/Oshea Jackson, Larry Muggerad, Clifton Nathaniel, Edward Fletcher, & Melvin Glover Robinson
Courtesy of Courtesy of Priority Records

14. Eazy-E “Eazy-Er Said Than Dunn”
Written by Eddie Floyd, Bonnie Rice, Rufus Thomas, & Andre Young
Courtesy of Priority Records

15. Above The Law “Murder Rap”
Written by Arthur Lee Goodman, Larry Darnell Goodman, Kevin Michael Gulley, Gregory Frenard Hutchison, Anthony Stewart, Andre Romell Young
Courtesy of Capitol Priority Records

16. Da Lench Mob “Guerillas in Tha Mist”
Written by George Clinton Jr., William Earl Collins, Willie Hutchinson, Ice Cube, Jesse James Stubblefield, Bernard Worrell Jr.
Courtesy of Atlantic Records Group


PLAYBACK FM
Format: Classic Hip-Hop
DJ: Forth Right MC voiced by Chuck D

1. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo “Road to the Riches”
Written by Marlon Lu’ree Williams & Nathaniel Thomas Wilson
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

2. Big Daddy Kane “Warm It Up Kane”
Written by Antonio M. Hardy
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

3. Spoonie Gee “The Godfather”
Written by Gabriel M. Jackson
Courtesy of Tuff City Records

4. Masta Ace “Me & The Biz”
Written by Duval Clear & Marlon Williams
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

5. Slick Rick “Children’s Story”
Written by Ricky Walters
Courtesy of Island Def Jam Recordings

6. Public Enemy “Rebel Without a Pause”
Written by James Henry Boxley III, Carlton Douglas Ridenhour, Normal L. Rogers, & Eric T. Sadler
Courtesy of Island Def Jam Recordings

7.Eric B. & Rakim “I Know You Got Soul”
Written by Eric Babbier, Charles A. Bobbitt, James Brown, Bobby Byrd, and William Griffith
Courtesy of Island Def Jam Recordings

8. Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock “It Takes Two”
Written by Robert Ginyard Jr. & James Brown
Courtesy of Arista Records

9. Gang Starr “B.Y.S”
Written by Keith Elam & Chris Martin
Courtesy of Capitol Records

10. Biz Markie “The Vapors”
Written by Marcel Theo Hall, Antonio M. Hardy, & Marlon Lu’ree Williams
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records

11. Brand Nubian “Brand Nubian”
Written by Anthony Best, Lorenzo DeChalus, William Brewster Dixon III, JJ Johnson & Derek Murphy
Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment

12. Ultramagnetic MC’s “Critical Beatdown”
Written by Cedric Miller and Keith Thornton
Courtesy of Roadrunner Records

CSR 103.2
Format: Contemporary Soul Radio
DJ: Philip “PM” Michaels voiced by Michael Bivins (The "Biv" from BellBivDevoe)

1. SWV “I’m So Into You”
Written by Brian Alexander Morgan
Courtesy of RCA Records

2. Soul II Soul “Keep On Movin”
Written by Trevor Berrisford Romeo
Courtesy of Virgin Records

3. Samuelle “So You Like What You See”
Written by Grady Samuelle Prater Jr.
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Group

4. En Vogue “My Lovin’ (Never Gonna Get It)”
Written by Denzil Delano Foster & Thomas Derrick McElroy
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Group

5. Johnny Gill “Rub You The Right Way”
Written by James Samuel Harris III & Terry Steven Lewis
Courtesy of Motown Records

6. Ralph Tresvant “Sensitivity”
Written by James Samuel Harris III & Terry Steven Lewis
Courtesy of MCA Records

7.Guy “Groove Me”
Written by Timothy William Gatling, Gene Griffin, Aaron Robin Hall, & Edward T. Riley
Courtesy of MCA Records

8. Aaron Hall “Don’t Be Afraid”
Written by James Henry Boxley, Floyd Michael Fisher, Aaron Robin Hall, & Gary J. Rinaldo
Courtesy of MCA Records

9. Boyz II Men “Motownphilly”
Written by Dallas Austin, Michael Bivins, Nathan B. Norris, & Shawn Patrick Stockman
Courtesy of Motown Records

10. Bell Biv Devoe (BBD) “Poison”
Written by Elliott T. Straite
Courtesy of MCA Records

11. Today “I Got The Feeling”
Written by Elliott T. Straite
Courtesy of Motown Records

12. Wreck-N-Effect “New Jack Swing”
Written by Thomas Sylvester Allen, Harold Ray Brown, Aqil Davidson, Morris Dewayne Dickerson, Gerald Goldstein, Gene Griffin, Le Roy Jordan, Lee Oskar Levitin, Charles Miller, Brandon Mitchell, Markell Riley, Teddy Riley, & Howard Scott
Courtesy of Motown Records

13. Bobby Brown “Don’t Be Cruel”
Written by Kenneth B. Edmonds, Antonio M. Reid, Daryl L. Simons
Courtesy of MCA Records

MASTERSOUNDS 98.3
Format: Rare Groove
DJ: Johnny “The Love Giant” Parkinson voiced by Ricky Harris

1. Charles Wright “Express Yourself”
Written by Charles Wright
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records

2. Maceo & The Macks “Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back)”
Written by Joe Houston
Courtesy of Polydor Records

3. Harlem Underground Band “Smokin’ Cheeba Cheeba”
Written by Ann L. Winley & Paul C. Winley
Courtesy of Paul Winley Records

4. The Chakachas “Jungle Fever”
Written by Bill Ador
Courtesy of Polydor Records

5. Bob James “Nautilus”
Written by Robert M. James
Courtesy of Tappan Zee Records

6. Booker T & The MG’s “Green Onions”
Written by Stephen Lee Cropper, Al Jackson Jr., Booker T. Jones, Lewie Steinberg
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp

7.The Blackbyrds “Rock Creek Park”
Written by Joseph Hall Sylvester III, Stephen Hayes Johnson, Keith Wesley Killgo, Orville Jackson Saunders II, Kevin Kraig Toney
Courtesy of Fantasy Records

8. Bobby Byrd “Hot Pants”
Written James Brown & Fred Wesley
Courtesy of Polydor Records

9. Bobby Byrd “I Know You Got Soul”
Written by Charles A. Bobbit, James Brown, & Bobby Byrd
Courtesy of Polydor Records

10. James Brown “Funky President”
Written by James Brown
Courtesy of Polydor Records

11. James Brown “The Payback”
Written by James Brown, John Starks, & Fred Wesley
Courtesy of Polydor Records

12. Lyn Collins “Think About It’
Written by James Brown
Courtesy of Polydor Records

13. Lyn Collins “Rock Me Again And Again”
Written by Leon Austin & James Brown
Courtesy of Polydor Records

14. Maceo & The Macks “Soul Power 74”
Written by James Brown
Courtesy of Polydor Records

15. The J.B.’s “Grunt”
Written by James Brown, Phelps Catfish Collins, William Earl Collins, John W. Griggs, Clayton Isiah Gunnels, Darrell Jamison, Robert McCollough, Clyde Stubblefield, Frank Clifford Waddy
Courtesy of Polydor Records

16. War “Low Rider”
Written by Thomas Sylvester Allen, Harold Ray Brown. Elana Cager, Lawrence Davis, Rachel Patricia De Rougement, Morris Dewayne Dickerson, Jerry Goldstein, Leroy L. Jordan, Paul Klein, Lee Oskar Levitin, Charles Miller, Howard Scott, Joseph Louis Stone
Courtesy Avenue Music Group

17. Gloria Jones “Tainted Love”
Written by Ed Cobb
Courtesy of Motown Records

187. Sir Joe Quarterman “(I Got) So Much Trouble In My Mind”
Written by Quarterman
Courtesy of Avalanche Music


K-DST
Format: Classic Rock
DJ: Tommy “The Nightmare” Smith voiced by W. Axl Rose

1. Foghat “Slow Ride”
Written by David Peverette
Courtesy of Rhino Records

2. Creedence Clearwater Revival “Green River”
Written by John Fogerty
Courtesy of Fantasy Inc

3. Heart “Barracuda”
Written by Ann Wilson & Nancy Wilson
Courtesy of Epic Records

4. Kiss “Strutter”
Written by Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons
Courtesy of Polygram Records

5. Toto “Hold The Line”
Written by David F. Paich
Courtesy of Columbia Records

6. Rod Stewart “Young Turks”
Written by Carmine Appice Jr., Duane S. Hitchings, Kevin Stuart James Savigar, & Rod Stewart
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records

7.Tom Petty “Running Down A Dream”
Written by Michael Campbell, Jeffrey Lynn, & Thomas Earl Petty
Courtesy of MCA Records

8. Joe Cocker “Woman to Woman”
Written by John Cocker & Christopher Robert Stainton
Courtesy of A&M Records

9. Humble Pie “Get Down To It”
Written by Stephen Peter Marriott
Courtesy of A&M Records

10. Grand Funk Railroad “Some Kind of Wonderful”
Written by John Ellison
Courtesy of Capitol Records

11. Lynyrd Skynyrd “Free Bird’
Written by Allen Collins & Ronald Vanzant
Courtesy of MCA Records

12. America “A Horse With No Name”
Written by Lee Burnnell
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records

13. The Who “Eminence Front”
Written by Pete Townsend
Courtesy of MCA Records

14. Boston “Smokin’”
Written by Bradley E. Delp & Tom Scholz
Courtesy of Epic Records

15. David Bowie “Somebody Up There Likes Me”
Written by David Robert Jones
Courtesy of RZO

16. Eddie Money “Two Tickets To Paradise”
Written by Edward J. Maloney
Courtesy of Columbia Records

17. Billy Idol “White Wedding”
Written by Billy Idol
Courtesy of Chrysalis Records


K-JAH WEST
Format: Dub/Reggae
DJ’s: Marshall Peters voiced by Lowell “Sly” Dunbar
Johnny Lawton voiced by Robert “Robbie” Shakespeare

1. Black Harmony “Don’t let It Go To Your Head”
Written by Kenneth Gamble & Leon Huff
Courtesy of Soul Jazz Records

2. Blood Sisters “Ring My Bell”
Written by Frederick Douglas Knight
Courtesy of Soul Jazz Records

3. Shabba Ranks “Wicked Inna Bed”
Written by Cleveland Constaintine Browne, Wycliffe Johnson, & Rexton Ralston Fernando Gordon
Courtesy of VP Records

4. Buju Banton “Batty Rider”
Written by David Willard Anthony Kelly & Mark Thony Myrie
Courtesy of Mercury Records

5. Augustus Pablo “King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown”
Written by Horace Michael Swaby
Courtesy of Mango Records

6. Dennis Brown “Revolution”
Written by Dennis Emanuel Brown
Courtesy of VP Records

7.Willie William “Armagideon Time”
Written by Donat Roy Jackie Mittoo & Wilbert Keith Williams
Courtesy of Jamrec c/o Rounder & Heartbeat/Roadrunner Records

8. I Roy “Sidewalk Killer”
Written by Roy Reid
Courtesy of Roadrunner Records

9. Toots & The Maytals “Funky Kingston”
Written by Frederick Hibbert
Courtesy of Island Def Jam Recordings

10. Dillinger “Cocaine In My Brain”
Written by Bullock
Courtesy of Sanctuary Records

11. The Maytals “Pressure Drop”
Written by Frederick Hibbert
Courtesy of Mango Records

12. The Pliers “Bam Bam”
Written by Frederick Hibbert
Courtesy of Island Def Jam Recordings

13. Barrington Levy “Here I Come”
Written by Barrington Levy
Courtesy of Sanctuary Records

14. Reggie Stepper “Drum Pan Sound”
Written by Cleveland Constaintine Browne, Wycliffe Johnson, Reggie Williamson
Courtesy of Stevie and Cleevy

15. Black Uhuru “Great Train Robbery”
Written by Delroy A. Reid
Courtesy of Sanctuary Records

16. Max Romeo & The Upsetters “Chase The Devil”
Written by Rainford Hugh Perry & Maxie Smith
Courtesy of Mango Records


K-ROSE
Format: Country
DJ: Mary-Beth Maybell voiced by Riette Burdick

1. Jerry Reed “Amos Moses”
Written by Jerry Hubbard
Courtesy of RCA Records

2. Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn“Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man”
Written by Becki Bluefield & Jim Owen
Courtesy of MCA Records

3. Hank Williams “Hey Good Lookin’”
Written by Hank Williams
Courtesy of Mercury Records

4. Juice Newton “Queen of Hearts”
Written by Henry Devito
Courtesy of Capitol Records

5. Asleep At The Wheel “The Letter That Johnny Walker Read”
Written by Chris Frayne, Leroy Preston, & Ray Seifert
Courtesy of Capitol Records

6. The Desert Rose Band “One Step Forward”
Written by Christopher Hillman & Bill Wildes
Courtesy of Curb Records

7.Willie Nelson “Crazy”
Written by Willie Nelson
Courtesy of Columbia Records

8. Pasty Cline “Three Cigarettes in the Ashtray”
Written by Eddie Miller & WS Stevenson
Courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment

9. Mickey Gilley “Make The World Go Away”
Written by Hank Cochran
Courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment

10. Ed Bruce “Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys”
Written by Ed Bruce & Patsy Bruce
Courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment

11. Merle Haggard “Always Wanting You”
Written by Merle Haggard
Courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment

12. Whitey Shafer “All My Exes Live In Texas”
Written by Lyndia Shafer & Sanger Shafer
Courtesy of Sony Music Entertainment

13. Eddie Rabbit “I Love A Rainy Night”
Written by Eddie Rabbit, David Malloy, & Even Stevens
Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment

14. Statler Brothers “New York City”
Written by Don Reid
Courtesy of Mercury Records

15. Statler Brothers “Bed of Roses”
Written by Harold Reid
Courtesy of Mercury Records


RADIO X: The Alternative
Format: Modern Rock
DJ: Sage voiced by Jodie Shawback

1. Helmet “Unsung”
Written by Paige Hamilton
Courtesy of Interscope Records

2. Depeche Mode “Personal Jesus”
Written by Martin Lee Gore
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records

3. Faith No More “Midlife Crisis”
Written by Michael Andrew Bordin, Roddy Christopher Bottum, Bill David Gould, James Martin Glanco, & Michael Allen Patton
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records

4. Danzig “Mother”
Written By Glenne Danzig
Courtesy of Def American Records

5. Living Colour “Cult of Personality”
Written by William Calhoun, Corey Glover, & Vernon Reid
Courtesy of Epic Records

6. Primal Scream “Movin On Up”
Written by Bobby Gillespie, Andrew Innes, & Robert Young Clearie
Courtesy of Warner Bros Records & Sony (UK)

7.Guns N’ Roses “Welcome to the Jungle”
Written by Steven Adler, Saul Hudson, W. Axl Rose, Izzy Stradlin, & Duff McKagan
Courtesy of Geffen Records

8. L7 “Pretend We’re Dead”
Written by Donita Sparks
Courtesy of Slash Records

9. Ozzy Osbourne “Hellraiser”
Written by John Osbourne & Zachary Phillip Wylde
Courtesy of Epic Records

10. Soundgarden “Rusty Cage”
Written by Chris Cornell
Courtesy of A&M Records

11. Rage Against The Machine “Killing In The Name”
Written by Timothy Commerford, Zack M. DeLaRocha, Thomas Morello, & Brad J. Wilk
Courtesy of Epic Records

12. Jane’s Addiction “Been Caught Stealing”
Written by Eric Avery, Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, & Stephen Perkins
Courtesy of Warner Bros Music

13. The Stone Roses “Fools Gold’
Written by Ian George Brown & JH Squire
Courtesy of Jive Records

14. Alice In Chains “Them Bones”
Written by Mizz Skillings & Jerry Fulton Cantrell Jr.
Courtesy of Columbia Records

15. Stone Temple Pilots “Plush”
Written by Dean DeLeo, Robert Emile DeLeo, Eric Ketz & Scott Richard Weiland
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp


SF-UR
Format: House
DJ: Hans Oberlander voiced by Lloyd Floyd

1. Jomanda “Make My Body Rock”
Written by Dwayne Richardson & Cheri Renee Williams
Courtesy of Atlantic Records

2. 808 State “Pacific”
Written by Andrew Edward Barker, Graham Vernon Massey, & Darren Edward Price
Courtesy of ZTT Records

3. The Todd Terry Project “Weekend”
Written by James J. Caloway & Leroy O’Neil Jackson Jr.
Courtesy of Warlock Records

4. Nightwriters “Let The Music (Use You)”
Written by Riley Evans & Jeremiah Allan McAllister
Courtesy of Trax Records

5. Marshall Jefferson “Move Your Body”
Written by Marshall Jefferson
Courtesy of Casablanca Trax

6. Maurice “This Is Acid”
Written by Lamar H. Malone & Willie L. Townsell
Courtesy of Casablanca Trax

7.Mr. Fingers “Can You Feel It?”
Written by Larry Heard
Courtesy of Casablanca Trax

8. A Guy Called Gerald “Voodoo Ray”
Written by Gerald Rydell Simpson
Couresty of A Guy Called Gerald

9. Cultural Vibe “Ma Foom Bey”
Written by Edward J. Davis & Winston Michael Jones
Courtesy East Street Records

10. Ce Ce Rogers “Someday’
Written by Marshall Jefferson
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp

11. Robert Owens “I’ll Be Your Friend’
Written by Robert J. Owens, David Morales, & Satoshi Tomiie
Courtesy of RCA Records

12. Frankie Knuckles “Your Love”
Courtesy of Casablanca Trax

13. Joe Smooth “Promised Land”
Courtesy of Casablanca Trax

14. 28th Street Crew “I Need A Rhythm”
Written by Robert Manuel Clivilles & David Byron Cole
Courtesy of A&M Records

15. Raze “Break 4 Love”
Written by Vaughan Carrington Mason
Courtesy of Columbia Records

16. Fallout “The Morning After”
Written by Lenny Desiderio & Thomas Musto
Courtesy of Azuli

WOW! is all I have to say to that! People anticipate that this game will be the highest selling videogame in history...and if you own a Playstation 2, I suggest going and picking up this game today. It is rated Mature for themes that only adults should play...so mama's dont let your babies grow to up be gangsta's! There is just something about listening to Crazy by Willie Nelson while riding through the hood of Los Santos doing a drive-by that makes me laugh! This is a true holiday...a massive holiday!

I think I am going to be busy for awhile......

cam

 

San Andreas Holiday!

Today marks the release of one of the biggest games in videogame history. What game is it you ask? Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. In case you all havent heard of this game and you are a videogamer, you have issues. With over 150 hours to complete to its fullest (this doesnt include fucking around and blowing up shit for fun...which most of us do in the GTA series), this game is going to keep Unkle B, Cam, Sunny, lil B and Samanoski busy for months on end.

Just announced today is the games lead characters voiced by some pretty famous people...Here is a spinet from Gamespot.com...

However, while San Andreas' lead will be played by a relative unknown, its voice cast is bursting with famous Hollywood and hip-hop talent. At the top of that list is Samuel L. Jackson, who will portray Officer Tenpenny, the corrupt Los Santos police officer who sets the game's criminal events in motion. Playing his partner will be Chris Penn, brother of Sean Penn and star of Reservoir Dogs.

Another actor with major star wattage is James Woods, whose role in the game is best left undefined for spoilers' sake. However, it will come as no surprise that Easy Rider star Peter Fonda plays a whacked out hippie or Ice-T plays a ruthless rap mogul. Other strokes of master casting are Mr. Show's David Cross as a nebbish science geek and Shaun Ryder, infamous lead singer of the Happy Mondays, as Maccer, former member of a Manchester techno group.

San Andreas also sports a solid roster of character actors. Heat's William Fichtner reprises his role from Vice City as the cocaine-addled lawyer Ken Rosenberg, while Debi Mazar plays a character named "Maria," although it's unclear if it is the same Maria she voiced in Grand Theft Auto III. Other notables are Traffic's Clifton Collins Jr., Black and Whites Bijou Phillips, Young Guns' Casey Siemaszko, and The Big Hit's China Chow. And although, contrary to rumors, Dave Chapelle will not appear in the game, his Chappelle's Show costar Charlie Murphy will provide some comic relief.

The game also features many actors who appeared in early 1990s 'hood movies, which inspired the game. CJ's brother is played by Faizon Love, the portly comedian who starred in the gangsta parody Fear of a Black Hat. Two Menace II Society cast members also appear: Clifton Powell plays CJ's buddy Smoke, while Eazy-E look-alike Ryder is voiced by gangster rapper MC Eiht.

Speaking of rap, several hip-hop artists also voice characters in San Andreas. Besides Ice-T, 50 Cent cohort The Game plays one of CJ's enemies, while Yo-Yo plays CJ's sister, Kendl. Chicano rapper Kid Frost also appears, as does Los Angeles hip-hop radio personality Big Boy.

Ironically, some of the most famous voice talent in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas appear as the DJs of the game's various radio stations. The Funktipus, DJ of funk station Bounce FM, will be voiced by none other than Parliament and Funkadelic founder George Clinton. Playback FM, the classic hip-hop station, will see its DJ, Forth Right MC, played by Public Enemy frontman Chuck D. Reggae station K-Jah West will be hosted by dancehall stars Sly and Robbie, and Andy Dick will appear on West Coast Talk Radio. Last but certainly not least, Tommy “The Nightmare” Smith, the DJ of rock station K-DST “The Dust,” will be voiced by none other than W. Axl Rose of Guns-'n'-Roses fame.


It's going to be a holiday...a great holiday! More to follow.......

cam

Monday, October 25, 2004 

Days gone by

Today is a weird day.

Things are going not so good at work, either job. I think I might quit my night job cooking. The relationship I was semi-in or whatever you want to call it ... (the girl I was dating, or...errrr, had been seeing...) has ended and the pieces are slowly crumbling away. I miss my friends, family and my dogs. The money is good, but all I can do on my day off is sleep. What do you all think?

I am also going to very busy packing up the house as the days come to a close. I will try and take some pics of the house for you all so it will be forever placed on the web of memories. It will be a happy sad day, when I move from here, but I think its for the best.

I want to thank sunny and B for showing me the tag-board thing to the right side of the blog. Its pretty kewl little gadget. Its free unless you dont want pop-ups. So listen up....turn on your pop up blockers on thehouseofcam....and enjoy the tag boards!

Mojeepin.com is taking a break as well...make sure and head over there and see why...(besides the packing thing and its re-design)!! I am sure you will get a kick out of it.

Other then that, hope all is well with everyone - hope to hear some comments or ideas on what I should do in life!!

surfs up and all that fun stuff

cam

Tuesday, October 19, 2004 

today is going to be a long day....

I am sitting here at work and I am freezing my ass off. Someone in this building thinks its summer outside and has the air conditioner turned on when its rainy/foggy/shitty outside. The temp outside is a measly 55 degrees, but it feels like its colder in here. I recall waking up this morning with the dogs and thinking.."damn, its 7.00 am and I have to go to work. I wish I could just stay here in bed and sleep for another 10 hours"! You ever have days like this? I just wanted to stay there in the dark room, all warm in bed and half awake from being popped in the jaw by Samanoski's foot.

So I get up and my daily routine begins: let the boys out, grab my clothes I am going to wear to work, get the boys some breakfast ready, let the boys inside, then we all go upstairs. Now, its shower time!! One of my favorite part of the days - this is when everything you have thought of gets washed away and thus begins a new day. Dudley sits on the bed looking outside the window when this is going on and lil Sam sits at the windowsil patiently awaiting the school kids to walk by so he can bark at them.

I get out of the shower and like a zombie begin to get ready. I have been listening to some new depeche mode cd's that I got the other day (when I am getting ready), but then I am reminded that I have to fix the GFI in the master bathroom...some bastard who inspected my house said that it wouldnt trip....so I tried it...no worky! Looks like I am off to Home Depot this afternoon to get a replacement (those damn things cost 15 bucks!!)....you know, I think Van Helsing comes out today..might as well pick it up too why I am out....LOL!

packing tonight

cam

Monday, October 18, 2004 

well one other thing

to think about....I guess.

I was packing my house tonight for the ol move and I came across my old yearbooks. These are memories that I wish never to forget. The funny thing is, you never think about where you have been in the past until you see a picture of something that reminds you of it. Then, it is like the past is suddenly yesterday. Your thoughts take you back to the very day that picture was taken. It's strange. Very strange.

I found pictures of my wedding day. Pictures of my wife and I when we were happy and things seemed like they were ment to be. I found letters and cards that I thought nothing about at the time, but yet saved them for some strange reason. I think about the things I should have done. I think about people that came into my life and I am reminded of the days gone by. I talk to very few of these people now, but somedays, I just wish I could go back and relive it all over again....just once...I wish I could see those people all together like we used to be in high school and jr high. We were a group of kids that had no worries but whom was dating whom and whether or not we could pass a class.

It's amazing to think about those people and think about where and what you were doing day by day. Year by year....what you have become, what you have to show for yourself in life...You think about how life was so simple then and why it is so complex now...justification in something almost seems irrelevant these days, we just live each day - by each day....and back then, we were like 90210 kids...no worries, only fears....

I hope one day I can see these people again...but I wish it wasnt through life...I wish it was in the past...to only relive those few short years...I would give anything.

kam (this is how i used to spell it in high school)

 

stepping back

I try not to think about my past relationships ... but, I do. I think about what would have become if something had changed. I am one of those situations now. I am dating this girl named sarah...and I am not happy. She tells me she misses me and that she cant wait to spend time with me....the problem is...I dont miss her. In fact, I really dont even think of her outside of where we work. I dont want to call her, I dont want to spend money on her....I just dont want to be with her. B and Sunny have met her, in fact, she (sarah) paid for our dinner one night. I have no answer why she did this. I think she was trying to fit in with my friends or that maybe she was just enjoying her time with me and my friends. All I know is that she is not the one for me ... and I hope B and Sunny can give me their advice on this....cuz I could really use it right now!!...LOL

I sit here with my insomnia setting in...unaware of how I will feel tomorrow when I go to the ol DT...I really dont care how I feel when I sit there in that drone environment. It fucking bores me...and at the same time, it pays me well....kinda ironic, but I am just so sick of going to that place. It is somewhere I dont want to be.

I want to record music with B. I want to make a sound that no one has heard. I know he has it in him.....I can feel this! I think he has a gift unrecognized by even him musically. I think he has an ear unlike mine and yet the two will compliment each other well when it would come to producing music.

B is my best friend....and I thankful that I was given the opportunity to meet him ...the thing is, I would do anything for for the guy (hell, maybe even move to Wisconsin to open our studio we keep talking about). I appreciate the fact that he has shown me the way to listen to my heart (like me moving to persue this whole Summer thing!!). The fact that no one has ever done that...the ideals that he transends to me are very nice to hear. He is very positive, and it is always nice to hear his point of view on things...You are my dog B...love ya buddy! I just wanted to end this post and say thanks for coming into my life and showing me a different light.

To anyone else whom reads this, I just want to let you know...I appreciate everything you have done for me...I wish only the best for each and everyone of you. You all have had an impact in my life and I only wish to spend more of our time together.

I want to become something ... that has been hidden inside of me .... now, it is time!

maKo

Sunday, October 17, 2004 

Did you ever wonder?

what happens to slugs when it gets cold and you no longer see them?

what is the reason that you live where you do?

what would happen if you were to step back in time and change one thing about your life? what would it be?

who would take care of your children/dogs/cats if you happened to die?

what kind of impact do you think you make in life to other people?

what would happen if you thought that everything you ever did had no reasoning behind itself and that most people around only existed for reasons you didnt understand?

what would it be like if you were born in another country - lets say a 3rd world country? would you look the same? would you have the opportunities you have now?

what if you had a person you couldnt see for your parents?

what if you werent a product of your environment?

what if..........

(think about this...appreciate where you are and realize that life itself isnt something that is difficult; its a matter of where you are and what you make of it.)

3 strikes a 5000

cam

Wednesday, October 13, 2004 

It's Christmas

at DataTrade today. I walked in stumbling after a late night of beer drinking to only be greeted at my desk. Here in my chair sat a brand new 19 inch flat screen LCD monitor. I stepped back a few steps and took a second look...it was really there. I walked over to one of the drones and checked to see if they had a new one as well, and they did. This is really weird, I thought, but went with it. Come to find out, only 3 of us got them. I guess I mean something to them after all. I feel good about this....very good.

so Merry Fucking Christmas!.....in October.....LOL!

cam

Monday, October 11, 2004 

to all the peoples that have

been wondering what the hell I have been doing in life the past few days/weeks....

I have been sick. Just after getting over the flu/bronchitis...I developed a very bad allergy. Last Wednesday, I broke in a serious rash of hives all over my arms and chest. Day in and day out they came and went, spreading all over and then moving to another area of my body. By Sunday evening...I was rushed to the emergency room because I couldnt breathe. My wind pipe had basically closed, and thank god for a good friend of mine, I made to the hospital. Well, after being juiced up with massive amounts of steroids, anti-histimines and glucosomine (this was in the form of an IV), I returned home the next day with a shitload of prescriptions. I took the following day off of course, because I was still fucked up from all the meds.

As the week passed and taking my meds...the hives and the allergy seemed to pass. For the first time in my life, I made a doctors appt with an allergist partially due to the recommendation of the emergency room. (I dont want that bill when it gets here!!).

So today, I go to the allergist and have 30 some odd needles stabbed in my back (which are kinda sore right now not to mention)....well, basically...I am allergic to something that you all may seem is funny. Yellow dye #5. That little bitch is in almost everything that you eat, unless you eat all natural foods...It's a slight allergy that I have to watch my intake on...here is what is known about this allergy...apparently its a doozie to have....

Tartrazine (also known as "FD&C Yellow Number 5" or "E-102" in Europe) is a coal-tar derivative that is used to color foods, cosmetics, and other products. Tartrazine is also reputed to be a catalyst in hyperactivity/ADD, other behavioral problems, asthma, migranes, thyroid cancer, and lupus.

Here is a list of some of the things that often (but not always!) contain tartrazine:

prescription and non-prescription pharmaceutical drugs
skim milk
yogurt
butter/margarine
orange colored cheeses
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese ("Kraft Dinner")
Orange colored snacks (cheezies, Doritos, etc.)
Candy
Gelatin and pudding desserts
Ice Cream
Mountain Dew
Tang
other artificially colored drinks
boxed breakfast cereals
shrimp
canned fruits and vegetables
pastas
breads, cakes, and other baked goods (especially ones that contain "candied fruit")
wasabi
alcoholic drinks (especially mixed drinks like sours but also some beer!)
shampoo
cosmetics
lotions
toothpaste
vitamins
birth control pills
aspirin


So, as you can tell...I am fucked. I can use these things and eat these things, I just have to make sure that they dont contain that dye.....and all this makes sense now. I have been sick to my stomach since I can remember. Doctors always said it was from my diet...well, in turn (the wrong turn) they were right...they just didnt know why. My body was getting an overdose of yellow #5 and it was doing what it only knew how...PURGING the system! So, if I cut this intake back...or kill it off completly, I should feel great from here on out. Wish me luck!!

But, this is where it gets even better. Since the doctors say that I am 100% healthy, yellow #5 isnt the culprit that put me in the hospital. Right now, they dont know what it is, but I have been given emergency Ephedryn (through needle form called an Epipen that has to be injected into the side of my thigh immediately when the allergy takes place) and a massive dose of Prednisone, also has to be taken right after the Epipen injection. Then, I must be taken directly to the ER.

Sounds like a blast huh? So, from this day forward...I have to carry this shot thing and the steroids everywhere I go now, because of this allergy, and that isnt even the worst part of it all....the worst part of it all is.....I have an allergy that can kill me and they dont know what it is yet.

There are a lot of tests that I still have to go through, but I think this is only the beginning. The main reason for all this scare of meds and shots is to keep me from going into Anaphylaxis (allergic shock). Most people that have this issue have reactions to trivial things like bee stings, shellfish and products containing peanuts....This is not the case for me. I am not allergic to any of those things. They just dont know what it is. ....figures huh?

Life changes so quickly...its funny. Things like this I never would have thought, but I guess shit happens to the best of us. I guess I will grin and bear it, hope it never happens again and pray that they find out what it is...

So, that is what has been going on ... other than work and more work...(I also have been looking for a new place to live, and that is a pain in the ass!).

Tell me what you think of all this..If you have allergies and such, let me know what they are...It's pretty interesting.

until next time...

cam

Tuesday, October 05, 2004 

this once was untitled

this is an audio post - click to play

Monday, October 04, 2004 

before I call it a night....

I need to tell you all something. Some of you may know already but I have been having a serious allergic reaction to something that I do not know. It started last wednesday and by sunday night, I was hospitalized in the ER. I couldnt breathe, hives covered my whole body and closed my throat. They pumped god knows what into me (I think steroids, anti-histimines, shoved some IV in my arm, swabbed my throat and jabbed me with a couple more needles. I was taken there by the girl I am dating. The one that I spoke of earlier about. It was strange, because in this moment you could see that she had this innocent love about her. I could only think of one person though....and it wasnt her.

This person I speak of...Hmmmm, makes me smile when I think of her. Every relationship that I have ever been in, she was the one they all compared to. EVERY RELATIONSHIP (with the exception of my old neighbor girl, whom is very happily married and has a beautiful baby boy...I wish them the best and only the best in life.)

But this person...I keep going back to her. I have told many of you that there was only one that got away....she is this. It's ironic because I havent spoken to her in a long time. Months have passed, people have come and gone, marriages, divorces, and new babies being born....but there is that one thing....HER. Our lives crossed way back in my pet shop days when I was a manager...(I will go into this later, but you all know that was a looooooooong time ago.)

You all know that I am true believer in the fact that we all are driven by 3 things in life.
our MIND
our GUT
our HEART


Most of you know that I dont listen to the last one...I generally listen to my mind. The driving force behind ol Cam...it causes prb the most amount of pain and the most rational decisions for me at the time. I am a true Pisces though...a dreamer and a non-executioner. It's time for that change. Things in my life right now are lining up so perfectly. The house is getting sold, I found that I can enjoy a job again and not have to do what I do for my day job. The night job has really opened me back up again to another Cam; the one that has been in hiding since I got married and divorced. Now....its the GUT taking over. I am going to make a decision based upon a driving force that feels right. That I will not fail and I will make the best of the decision I am going to take. There is no plans for an option 2 right now. Life is too short not to know. I am going to follow my HEART for the first time and I am moving away to find her again. It's not far from Springpatch, but its not about that anymore. I am not only moving to find out, I am moving for me....new scenery, new places and new thought processes.

For some reason SHE always felt like that ONE for me. It seems its in her path too...our lives crossed on Saturday night when she phoned me and we spoke for hours without one minute of my life passing me by..She had made several comments in her life to ex's the same as I, that she fell in love with someone in Springpatch that she cannot ever let go and wonders about everyday...and sometimes you just have to find out if that one person is the ONE. This is what I am going to do. I am following my heart...

I think B understand this prb the most of my friends - he knows me well and he supports my thinking...Thanks for listening bud. I really appreciate it...

Time for Summer. 11/12/2003


and a song for her:

Touched
by VAST



touched, you say that i am too
so much, of what you say is true
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you, like you
the razors and the dying roses
plead i don't leave you alone
the demi-gods and hungry ghosts
oh god, god knows i'm not at home
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i'll never find someone quite like you again
i, i looked into your eyes and saw
a world that does not exist
i looked into your eyes and saw
a world i wish i was in
i'll never find someone quite as touched as you
i'll never love someone quite the way
that I loved you

 

A P C

In case you all havent seen the new Perfect Circle video...'Imagine', a cover of John Lennons song, you should take 5.28 minutes out of your life and watch this video...I have to say, it took my breath away and that doesnt happen very often.

Here is the link

STOP...AND THINK...YOU WILL PONDER IN THOUGHT...AND YOU WILL SHAPE YOUR MIND

 

Tell me what you

think?

Do ya dig the new look? I thought it was time for a change over to something more "progressive in the mind". Just as it is time for you to think about some things for not only my sake, but your own...

Times are changing, the world is changing....have you lived like you have wanted to? Have you accomplished your goals of living? It's time to do so if you havent! Tomorrow is NOT promise....only a vision of hope. What should you be doing? What do you want to do?

I have 3 words for you....M A K E I T H A P P E N!

Friday, October 01, 2004 

Friday

Happy weekend to everyone! I am house shopping now.....where? you ask....ah, for that will come in time....I will keep you all posted.

Be safe and enjoy the two day break from the grind!

cAm

 

Why do bald man carry unbrellas?

I am sitting here and one of my co-workers who I will not mention a name....says "Do I hear thunder?" I said "yes" and then he says "I will brb, I have to go and get an umbrella"....I had to post this, because here I am at work and we have 30 minutes left in the day...not only that, he only has to cross a sidewalk width of space to get into his car....What in hell??

This brings me to the main topic? Why do bald men need an umbrella? You dont have hair to mess up - water rolls right off your noggin if you are shaped right. Hell I am a pirate and I dont even carry an umbrella - cracks me up....umbrellas and bald men...kinda like black people going to the beach to lay out (that wasnt a racist remark, I just dont understand)....just doesnt make sense.

These two things...are something to ponder on !!

cAm